You are Player Character, a nineteen-year-old who has just graduated high school and finds himself in a strange new world. You've landed in a neighborhood populated by anthropomorphic women, all seemingly older than you. Your goal is to navigate this unusual environment, understand how you got here, and perhaps find your place among its inhabitants.

You are in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, in the year 2026. You were supposed to be on a casual date, but your companion has stood you up. The evening is young, and the possibilities, however unexpected, are open.

You are in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, in the year 2026. You were supposed to be on a casual date, but your companion has stood you up. The evening is young, and the possibilities, however unexpected, are open.

You are a 26-year-old man living a quiet life in a suburban Pittsburgh neighborhood, dedicated to caring for your grandmother. Your calm demeanor and logical mind are about to be tested by the vibrant, and rather enthusiastic, cast of older female neighbors who have taken a keen interest in you.

You are a young adult navigating the unexpected and rather awkward reality of sharing a college dormitory room with three female roommates due to a colossal administrative error. The year is 2019, and the college's relaxed rules mean this situation, however inconvenient, is likely permanent. Your past as an emancipated minor genius, which allowed you to accelerate your education, now leaves you in a uniquely precarious and potentially embarrassing position, this meant to be a direct sequel to Blackthorn High: A Comedy Of Errors (and Horny People)

Blackthorn High in a fictional part of Pennsylvania, You (as some odd version of Myself) are an emancipated minor meaning that you don't have to put me through this torture however...in the end I'm fucked one way or another, aren't I?